Love Meddler
I recently had a friend of a friend hound me to set her up with one of my guy friends. One of my favorite guy friends. Finally she said to me “give me your number, I’ll text you pictures of me” an...
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My sister got the seven year itch, from me. We have been roommates for seven years and she’s packing up her things and taking the show on the road. Moving to Portland Maine. Someplace unaccessable by...
View ArticleWeepy Werewolf
I’m not much of a crier. People learn that about me over time and think I’m tough. Or less feminine. Or heartless. The point is there are a lot of labels put on girls who don’t cry much, labels which...
View Articlepictures from the dating world
I have a friend who is online dating. No, it’s not me claiming it’s a friend, it is really a friend. I am the anti dater. I don’t like dating. The last thing I want to do with my free time is go meet a...
View ArticleTuxedo shirts and tulips
Tuxedo shirts and tulips It takes so long to get to know people. Lately I’ve been trying to script a few key questions that I consider deal breakers, in other words, qualifying questions I used to ask...
View ArticleUnexpected Superlatives
I’ve been doing a lot of work on goal setting and expectations. I’ve come to realize my expectations from men are far from reality based. For one thing, I still operate under the belief system that at...
View ArticleCriminal shit
I can’t get into bird chirping. I know people who are like “It was so nice. I woke up to birds chirping” First of all, there is nothing nice about waking up. You know why? Waking up puts you that much...
View Articlerelationship roadtrip: riding shotgun
More and more lately I’ve served couples where the girl seems to wear the pants, ordering for both of them, consistently being the couple spokesperson during their stay and ultimately, paying the...
View ArticleFacebook: Day Dream Destruction
There was a time when I would wake up and think glamorous thoughts like “Some day I’m gonna live in Eastern Europe smoking cigarettes and drinking during the day, telling people about the movie script...
View ArticleI don't miss boats
One of the most terrifying things someone can say to me is “Hey didn’t you used to go out with…………?” If I don’t recognize the name, for some reason I want to be able to claim dating rights. “Don Juan...
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